Oh Man Hello R Rating

Have you ever watched bisexual porn? It is an experience. Probably pretty hard to find too, though I wouldn't know, cause you believe when I say I don't go searching for it ever at all.

But it's different, like in a weird, weird way. I guess most people are pretty used to seeing ladies kissing ladies (pretty hot, I know, I agree) but dudes on dudes is still way out of left field every time.

So this little vid is two guys and a girl, which is hardly anything genre bending (get it? it is almost a pun on gender bending) when it comes to pornography, because otherwise the whole subgroup of double teaming wouldn't even exist. It's not gay if you high five, right guys? One chick sucking off two guys is expected, sucking and fucking simultaneaously? Oh dear, again with that? But seriously, throw bisexuality into the mix and becomes something else entirely.

It was Russian, my bi porn, which makes sense because the idea of two farm fed American boys named Brock and Chet sucking each other while fingering fucking some disinterested ho-let is hard enough to picture. So these two grody Russian guys (like there are any other kind, hyuck) are sitting around and this pasty white Russian chick (like there are any other kind, hyuck) is sitting on a guy's lap drinking vodka (like what else would she be doing, hyuck) and she's basically falling all over the place. Her top comes off and hands are groping and the other guy's dick is whipped out right fast like he was almost expecting a night of drinking with this couple to end up in a hot three way.

So the couple is making out and Ruskie 2 is naked and his little guy is waving around looking for attention. The woman takes him in her mouth and she's kind of suckling on it and so far everything is pretty standard porn wise but then the first guy kind of butts in suddenly and he is really into the the cocksucking, like he is making the woman look like D-League amateur stuff. And now it's almost surreal, if you were some kind of porn critic, I guess. It's a man and a woman both jostling, almost fighting for this dick in front of them and I am trying to reshape the power dynamic in my head but it is all very confusing.

In your standard porn obviously it is man comes, and cums first, woman second, but what happens when it's two guys? And the woman doesn't even appear interested, or maybe she just feels excluded because the guy is really, really into sucking that other man's member. Then it's the woman on her knees taking both of them, which is back on firmer porn ground, except obviously the guys here have no problem, uh, crossing streams, if you will. In fact it seems to be the whole point, the jostling in her mouth because once they're both in there is not much room to wiggle. Also she seems half a sleep which is par for the course for her, so maybe the guys are just looking for any way to get their rocks off.

So now she is on her back legs high taking it and thinking of mother russia from the look on her face while she sucks the other guy gently, and except for the bored woman in the middle, everything is pretty normal. But that's the last of that because now one guy is inside the other, they are lying side by side on the couch, and the catcher has a look like he is not enjoying himself in a big way, which is different from the woman he is absentmindingly fingering, who looks like she is not enjoying herself in just a small way.

The woman (I'll be honest, my primary focus) is now almost completely superfluous as the dudes fuck each other. There are some fingers inside her, but you'll excuse the man if his thoughts dwell on other holes. She gropes herself half-heartedly.

They finish the festivities by jerking themselves in the vague direction of her pussy, while she does the finger work herself. Their uncut Euro dicks spooge, and then that is that.

Bisexual porn is a surreal experience for the sheltered porn traveler. I feel like that twelve year old on his first tit site. Ew! I can't believe they did that.

(Writing about porn is kinda fun! All those bad words! Wooo)